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ureat Expectations. Now and then a man does tome- thing really worthy of praise; but the trouble with the critter Is that he gets Into a blue funk If ha Isn’t per- petually reaping verbal bouquets for the thousand and one unimportant and very ordinary samples o f his handl- work. F a r m e r s a n d M e r c h a n ts Write us for our cash offer on your Farm and Dairy Produce. I f we don’t handle it will refer you to re liable buyer. p e a r s o N-PAGE CO. Portland, Oregon. mu a HOW ARD E. BURTON - A«**rer Chemlat, ■ ■ Leadville. Coloriselo. Specimen price«: Gold, D U T IJ li 4 11 “ — * V lU iU , i ■C'C , UW| u iU O or Copper, $1. Mailing envelopes a id fall price list (ent on application. Control and Umpire work United. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. PORTLAND FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU W ill furnish you any kind o f help sou want, male skilled or unskilled, farm, sawmill, log gin g or any miscellaneous labor. Call, write or phone. No fees o f any kind charged in this office. Phones—A 5624; Main S555. 215 Sec«M St. Portiud. Or. or female, Or heart trouble; wish to see the case 1 can’ t cura. N o Drugs. DR. DOUGLAS, D. C. 3 3 8 Union Avenue N., Portland, Or. ASTHMA W a n t e d - —M e n a n d W o m e n To learn barber trade. Tools free. Wages while learning. Positions guaranteed. International Barber School, 39Va N. Third St., Portland, Oregon Machinery Second-Hand Machin ery bought, sold and _ exchanged: engines, boilers, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co., 76 1st SL, Portland. Send for Stock List and prices. H ood’s Bu—Kola Tablets FUCHI W e positively pay the highest market prices, as we are manu facturers and therefore can pay more than dealers. Send for free price list and shipping tags and get full value for your skins. N. M. Ungar Co., the Reliable Furriers. 202V* 7th St. Portland. Ora CATARRH! A re you troubled with catarrh? Is your head heavy and clogged? Here is the greatest remedy o f the age. Gives instant relief. Highly recommended. Send 25c coin for box o f this wonderful salve. Postpaid. Jerome Company, 352 West 15th SL, New York City 8tencll Letter« Used by Ancients. Movable characters were known to the ancients; they were used In teach ing children to read. The ancients had also stencil letters, which they used to secure a regular style of pen manship. They even made use of plates, thus open-cut, containing an en tire page; It was placed on the papy rus to guide the pens of children; “an excellent means,” salth Quintilian, “ to learn them not to exceed the desired proportions.” The Emperor Justinian (A. D. 618) could neither read nor write, an unexampled thing in one of such high rank. When It was neces sary for him to sign his name, he had a sheet of gold, through which were cut the letters of his name. "Then,” said Procopius, “ placing this tablet on the paper, one conducted the hand of the prince, holding the stylus dipped In purple on the type of the different letters, and took away the writing fur nished with his signature.” The same thing is reported of King Theodorle and of Charlemagne.— National Maga. «ine. _________________ Triumphant Automobile. A Manayunk woman found a chunk of rubber, a piece of automobile tire. In a sausage. In every way the auto* mobile is sunnlanttng the horse. Not Always Lasting. To marry one’s Ideal would be fin*, If we could only be assured of not waking up. Why It Is So Often Done. It Is a very easy thing to laugh at tomebody who Is trying to do an alto gether new thing. T; V ALBERS“BR0S.~jVu ! : : I I ' •,* BEST AND CHEAPEST^ • t (s ¡ Mi l I I «._______________ » M» Ask your dealer for it. I f he does not handle it drop us a postal card and we will furnish you the name of a dealer who does ALBERS BROS' MILLING CO H M ! PORTLAND, OREGON Painless Dentistry 1« n r pride—our h ob b y-oor «tody fo r yeer» ind Wow our saccees. end our« 1 « the b. «t peluieue work t o be found unvwhero, no m*tter how much you Dgf, Compare o u r Price«« -------- ^ We finish plate on<1 I briurfe work for out- I of-tow n patron« ia aired. If dealt on# Paini»*«« ertrartion fr*« when p ate« or brid#*'* work i« order- ad. Coatwitat'O« trea. ■•larCruwni 45.00 22kBrid(uT«eth4 00 6iUr>Ui«(* 1.00 Esimi ran»« 1.00 STvw Broun .50 5.00 -t u .« R.bkw75(J Plata« An » ora fully W ic < k Dental _ Before Taking. W ill make you sleep better, eat better, be cause they rebuild your broken-down nerves. A ct on the kidneys and give permanent relief for backache and all bladder troubles. Sold only by the MURPHY DRUG CO.. 293 Burn side SL, Cor. Fifth, Portland, Oregon. 25c a box, 5 boxes $1.00, by mail, postage paid. Why Few Men Do. The desire to make good Is only oc casionally keen enough to make a nan work overtime MOTHER OF LflRBE FAMILY re lls H o w She K eeps H ealth — H a p p in e ss T h o se W ho H er For Take H e r A d v ic e . * « j , . w ; " - »■ » • Greek Military Training. The ancient Greeks managed to train not only their troops but the whole nation by offering liberal prizes for proficiency In all kinds of bodily exercise, such as running, leaping, lifting, spear throwing and wrestling. At a distance of sixty yards their spearmen could hit a target with un failing certainty. « _ " Painless Dentists s ï S ’r i ï w r f f l i i w f LINIMENT kills any kind of pain. Good for Neuralgia, Toothache, Lumbago and Chest Pains. Sold by all dealers. P r ic e 2 5 c., SOc. a n d $ 1 .0 0 . Sloan'« book on Hones, Cattle, Hogs and Poultry lent tree. Addreaa DR. E A R L S . S L O A N F r e e to O u r H e a d e r s W rfte M urine E ye R em ed y Co., C h ica go , fok 48-page illu stra te d E ye B ook F ree. W rite a ll a b o u t Y o u r E ye T ro u b le a n d they w ill a d v ise th e M u rine as t o th e P ro p e r A p p lica tio n E ye R em ed ies ia Y o u r S p e c ia l C ase Y o u r D r u g g ist w ill tell y o u th a t M urine R e lie v e s Bore E yes, S tren gth en s W eak E yes D oesn t S m art, S ooth es E ye P a in , a n d s e lls fo r 60c. T ry It in Y our E yes an d in B a b y 's E yes io r S ca ly E yelid s and G r a n u la tion . Boston. Mass. KILLS Live Telegraph Poles. In Nevada the telegraph poles In damp, low-lying situations have taken j Skipjack. root and flourished. They are of cot tonwood, and planted with the bark L , .. , . . ... . , . , to support the seat about one-third of too Ja,va' th« distance from the rear. This up- and thin nier, * US<> °,k heJ’° e8' right should be of two-inch by four- slstlmr the th attacks ntto**!,03 of r°«h’ T& lncl1 Btuft ab°ut 15 or 16 Inches high slating the white ants A short piece to brace, It should then or the Inroads of natural decay. be fastened both front and back. A board about 18 Inches long and 6 inches wide will complete the seat and your skipjack Is ready for use. Let the first trial be over a short slope. Seat yourself firmly, lift both feet from the ground and away you go. Only a slight movement of the j body Is necessary to keep the runner on the track, and you will quickly acquire this knack after a few trials, and a longer and swifter coast can then be essayed. Y O U SH O U LD TR Y It Is fun for a number of boys to start to make these sleds at one time, so that each can help the other over the hard places, and contests it which all can take part can be plat! ned. When hoys use different sleds Run dow n c- !L E““ i m or® 8k' » f “ l In m a n a gin g h i. strange FREE. Address A . S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N . Y . When the West Awoke. The Great West stirred In his sleep. This 8hou!d Be Considered. Then he awoke and looked about him. Nobody has as yet succeeded In "Talk about the catterplllar and the butterfly,” he exclaimed; "I was the suggesting a way in which boys who great American desert when I lay become dissatisfied with their fathers down for a half century nap, and I may work the recall. wake to find myself In the garden „ Womanly Qualities That Win. 8pot of the world.” With common sense, gentleness and confidence In herself a woman can al- w a js conquer. Unless there is daily action of the bo' els, poisonous products are absorbed. causing headache, biliousness, nausea, dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your doctor ahont ct!n a von r con auvtui doctor iiivui shoot w corre correcting your constipation by ttkin|l laxative |tIi doses of Arer’s Pilla. j — ”v u ~~ . z X o. S T i a co.. Wwam. u—». - ol STOMACH BITTERS S to p cou g h in g ! Coughing rasps and tears. S top it ! Coughing prepares the throat and lungs for more trouble. S top i t ! There is nothing so bad for a cough as coughing. Stop it I A y er’s Cherry Pec toral is a m edicim for coughs and colds, a regular doctor’s medicine. Sold for seventy years. U se it! A sk your doc tor if this is not good advice. Here’s P roof Mrs. J ulia T homas of Jackson, Cal., writes: “ I have used your Lini ment for rheumatism with much suc cess.” M artin J. T unis , 169 16th Ave., Paterson, N. J., writes \— *• I was a cripple with rheumatism for two years and I could not move at all; had to be carried from place to place, I tried remedies and could not get bet ter, until I tried Sloan's Liniment. One bottle fixed me up in good shape and now I always have a bottle in the house for my wife and children.” Act. Don't be deceived or misled. The *galn8t U' ™ hen >'°u hav<* determined only really antiseptic Eye Salve that has this which la to be the front ol been in the market for years. Sold by i the runner, fasten the upright piece Druggists throughout the known world. I HOSTETTER’S Why cough? Stop it! T ry Sloan’s Liniment for your rheu m atism — don’t rub — just lay it on lightly. It goes straight to the sore spot, quickens the blood, limbers up the muscles and joints and stops the pain. MADE Scottville, Mich.— “ I want to tell you low much good Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg- etableCompound and Sanative Wash have done me. I live on a farm andhave worked very h a r d . I am forty-five years old, and am the mother o f thirteen children. Many people think it strange that I am not broken d o w n with hard work and IT REALLY TONES AND STRENGTHENS the care of my fam- As Spring approaches nearly Ijr, but I tell them of my good friend, TOW Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com everyone experiences that run pound, and that there will be no back- down feeling. The aystem is full iche and bearing down pains for them if of impurities—the blood is slug V SIDE ¡hey will take it as I have. I am scarcely gish—the liver inactive and bowels iver without it in the house. constipated. T h e B itters will " I will say also that I think there is quickly remedy this condition. lo better medicine to be found for young girls. My eldest daughter has taken Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com •B pound for painful periods and irregular ity, and it has helped her. Windows. “ I am always ready and willing to Most women seem to think that Details of Coaster. speak a good word for Lydia E. Pink' , windows are made merely to be fit- ham’ s Vegetable Compound. I tell every ted with curtains that will keep out or coasters their skill In managing one I meet that I owe my health and tha light. them Is not always to be determined, Konm'nooa 1 — ■ ■ happiness tn to trout* your tnnnrlflwfnl wonderful marli/*tna medicine. ** because some of the boys have much —Mrs. J.G. J o h n s o n , Scottville, Mich., Irrigation Item. better coasters or sleds than the oth R.F.D. 3. Yeast— "He's spent a fortune, you ers, or because they have been abls Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Com- know, on Irrigation. Crlmsonbeak ^ Bpen<j more money for their equip- pound, made from native roots and herbs, “ Is that so? Land or throat?”—Yon- ment. but when boyg have all borae. contains no narcotics or harmful drugs, ksrs Statesman. I made’ sleds like this one no one has and today holds the record of being the S h a k e In to Y o u r S h o e s a d v a n , a g e ° v e r t h e ,. 0 ' he/ S “ n l e 8 ‘ most successful remedy for woman’s ilia Allen'« Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures 11 b ® that he ha8 WOrked h arder t0 known. painful, swollen, smarting, «weeting feet. Makee m ak e his coaster b etter o r Is really ___ - rtWsss Ertr’tiea .50 sas-r « stmoos «ssrsntwd f«r nftssa yssn, C O .« I m < Rheumatism M others w m And Mrs. W in slow 's S o o th in g iy r u p th o bes t re m od r t o u w lo r th e ir ch ih ire u l u r i n g th e te e th in g p e rio d . C DAIRY FEED! fr o m Sarsaparilla Best Nerve and Kidney Tonic on Earth R A W FURS R elief By No Means a New Fad. “ I am afraid Mrs. Wapplng Is a te r \ny Bright Boy With Few Simple Tools Can Knock On« Together Will purify your blood, cleat _____ ____________________ ______ _ . . Within Short Time. your complexion, restore you; «ns bt elevation of her eyebrows, appetite, relieve your tired feei “ Some people take up every new fad With a few simple tools any bright ing, build you up. Be sure tc that comes along." >oy can knock a skipjack together take .t this spring. ) jf you use gye ga|Ve use tbe best within a half-hour's time. The sketch gives a general Idea of Get It today in usual liquid form 01 P e t t it ’ s E y e S a l v e is the standard, tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $L j8 reliable and costs no more than infer Its construction and use. Procure lor the runner a stout barrel stave ior goods that are unknown. Used by lur Physicians and Oculists, helps where all free from knots or cracks. In order others fail. It is not the T u b e or Box t that h a t this ___ ____ „ ..___ , ____ _ ___ may pass quickly and that cures, it is the S a l v e that does the smoothly over the snow It must move B A K E R ’S RIJBRFR A I M T P ir S j C° als- Stencils and Brass AU D DLA S O T IA Signs, Celluloid Celluloid B Buttons and Ribbon Badges. Good Goods, Quick Service. Bend for complete Catalogue No. 26. Acme Stamp Works, 1015 A SL, Tacoma, Wash. —T he great skin rejuVenator, if you have sallow ■kin. wrinkles, pimples or roughness o f the face or arms, the application of FUCHI will bring back the glow and freshness of youth. Pr package, $1. (Branch) Fuchi Laboratories. Suit 9, 342 1-2 Wash ington St., Portland, Ore. Unwlsa Commas«. Row much wiser would a man ap- pear If he reserved his comments, The other day a woman said, “ I hear that Valenciennes lace is going to be the wear again.” “ Is it?" growled her husband. "I'll bet you an oil well, then. It's something that doesn't cost a cent under 87 cents a yard.” And his wife, seeing that he had a cinch, was silent, and would not stay In and call him. _________________ V e h ic le . Puzzling Questions. If a goose weighs ten pounds and ha]f lt " own weight, what Is the Weight 0f the goose? This Is simple, but many a wise one has been caught napping and answers at once fifteen pounds, tbmjgh~a 7lW ~thou fh V ” w iir 'b r iM twenty tbe correct angwer. A train starts daily from San I Yon will sneeze; perhaps feel chilly.' FY azig I bco to New York and one dally You think you «re caichinv rohl. Don’t from New York to San Francisco; weit until you know it. Take a dose ol the Journey lasts seven days. How M tch'^id. yOU iU*‘ C“ ’‘ manr tra,n8 wl" a traveler In Journeying from 8an Francisco to New York? Waste of Time. It looks as If the traveler must Never ask a man for a favor after you have laughed at him fur making meet seven trains and that Is the a fool of himself. j answer that nine out of ten will give ------------------------- If the question Is new to them. _ T® DAT„ . i The fact Is overlooked that every D ruggist« refund money if it fails to cura. E. w. day of the Journey a fresh train ! r B&OVE'S signature is on each box. 26c. started from the other end, while there are seven on the way to be Dust Makes Good Fsrtlllzsp. gin with; the traveler will, therefore The dust collected from numerous meet fourteen trains Instead ol vacuum cleaners has proved to be a seven. valuable fertilizer, and its sale has be come a regular business In Paris. No “ 8lng" In Quids. No dissuading. The man who la his own worst ene- my usually carries on the fight to th# bitter end.—Puck. — ■ 11 ' ' L 2E Q E 5Ö 2Ö H 3 I Coaffk ■yrnp. Tastes Oo«4. la tim«. êolA b y Dr«* ri** \rr>R COUCHS AND COLDS T I IJtt'e three-year old Clara was very fond of practicing on the plaoo. Het mother, not wishing to have her music subjected to Clara's vigorous treat ment. removed It one day and placed a railway guide upon the piano rack.' The Infant prodigy soon <y»covered the difference, however, and throwing! It to the floor, she exclaimed: "Mam ma, me tan't sing out of zat; zey ain’t, no sing In i t ” GOPHERS II) SAGE RATS SQUIRRELS AND PRAIRIE DOGS ■ „ » * * * * . REQUIRES NO M IXIN G OR PREPARATION, ALWAYS READY FOR US I VHEH YOU BUY, D E M A N D THE BEST. M O N E Y BACKJFNOT AS CiA/HED- S E T THC WOODIAPK B H A H O ' CLARKE,W OOD WARD DRU0 CO. P ortland ,ORt ^ Oilcloth Wrinkle. Very little water should be used In 1 washing oilcloth, as some of It will soak through the cloth beneath and rot It. Use a flannel cloth well wrung out and wipe the floor until clean. 8al soda will aid greatly. Wipe the white spots caused by spilling any hot liquid on the oilcloth with a few drops of ammonia. F A C T S A B O U T B L U IN G . Slnce the placing of RED CROSS BALL BLUE on the market there has been a rapid falling off In the sales of all liquid bluing. Why buy water containing a small percentage of bluing when you can get a solid package and dissolve It as needed. Makes clothes whiter, lasts longer, and Is cheaper. Large package, 10 cents. ASK YOUR GROCER. / SEEDSX i * M E X IC A N MUSTANG LINIMENT Farmer«’ Wives. Few men would admit that their wives know anything about business, but a great many will follow their advice and then take all the credit for themselves. FOR SORE EYES. Really Lucky Candidate. It Is a lucky candidate who la mors talked about than talking. Mr. T . F. Lirinsaton, Campo, Cull., « H i « ■ “ Not long ago I had a horse with th« worst case of sore eyes I ever «aw. I tried many remedies and they did no good. As an experiment I applied Mustang Liniment dally and in ten days hi« eyes were entirely well, ft will cure any case of «ore eye« if used freely and worked well into the eyes." 2 S c.S O c.fl a bottle at Drug A G « « 'l3 to r *s PILES CURED IN 6 TO 1« DAYS Yonrdniggist will refund money if PAZO OINT- I MKNT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind. I Niaading or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 60 c. Seems Immune to barthquakes. Earthquakes occur with consider able frequency In New Zealand, but no damage has so far been noticed In tbe case of re-inforced concrete. ». N. U. W H E N wrltli " tion this No 11- - advertisers, pleas« BETTER FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN THAN CASTOR OH, SALTS,OR PILLS,AS IT SWEETENS AND CLEANSES THE SYSTEM MORE EFFICIENTLY AND IS FAR MORE PLEASANT TO TAKE. \SYRUP‘>f FKiSu'aE u\H M $E N N A IS THE IDEAL FAMILY LAXATIVE, AS IT GIVES SATISFACTION TO ALL, IS ALWAYS BENEFICIAL IN ITS EFFECTS AND PERFECTLY SAFE AT ALL TIMES. aag ge aZEB H H - » CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUPCO. in the Circle. on evonj Package of tho Genuine. ■----------------- 4------------------ ALL RELIABLE DRUGGISTS SELL THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE WHEN CALLED FOR. ALTHOUGH THEY COULD MAKE A LARGER PROFIT BY SELLING INFERIOR PRePARA- TIONS. YET THEY PREFER TO SELL THE GENUINE. BECAUSE FT IS RIGHT TO DO SO AND FOR THE GOOD OF THEIR CUSTOMERS. WHEN IN NEED OP MEDICINES. SUCH DRUGGISTS ARE THE ONES TO DEAL WITH, AS YOUR UFE OR HEALTH MAY AT SOME TIME DEPEND UPON THOR SKILL AND RELIABILITY WHEN BUYING Note tfio Fuff Name o f the G o m p a n C A LIFO R N IA FIG SYRUP CO. PR1NTFO STRAIGHT ACROSS, NIAR THE BOTTOM. AND IN THE CIRCLE. NEAR THE TOP OF EVERY PACKACE.OV THE GENUINE ONE SIZE ONLY, FOR SALE BY ALL LEADING OaUGCISTS. REGULAR PRICE SO, PER BOTTLE., SYRUP OF HCS AND ELIXIB OV SENNA IS THE ONLY PERFECT BECAUSE IT IS THE ONE REMEDY WHICH ACTS IN A NATURAL, STRI AND CLEANSES THE SYSTEM. WITHOUT UNPLEASANT ALTER EfFI IRRITATING. DEBILITATING OR GRIPING, AND THEREFORE DOES NOT WAV WITH BUSINESS OB PLEASURE. IT IS RECOMMENDED ST Mill ^NS OP WILL. «FORMED FAMILIES, WHO KNOW OV ITS VALUE FROM PERSONAL USE. TO GIT ITS BENEFICIAL EFFECTS ALWAYS BUY THE GENUINE; MANUFACTURED BY THE CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.